Stories
Okay, I have a story that I told at our department retreat which was evidently shocking. I think it was interesting, and, to be honest, it was from college and certainly isn't my most shocking experience. That being said, my dear droogies, here is the story, judge for yourselves...

My first two years in college I lived in what was the largest all male dorm on the east coast. I'm not sure where there was a bigger all male dorm but our building housed about 1500 horny college men. All for the most part were straight, mildly homophobic and total alcoholics. At least my friends. We lived on the 7th of 14 floors and I later learned that our Hall was designated the worst on campus for that year. I'm not sure if that is bragging but I can say that I witnessed some very shady happenings.

Okay, that sets the scene. It turns out that we were a fairly young bunch who ended up drinking so much at night that we never made it outside the dorm. One of the past times that we engaged in was watching pornography. Now I'm not necessarily a porn conossieur but we did seem to have a nice assortment spread throughout the group of boys. Watching porn with a group of men is generally a fairly silly affair but we discovered ways to make it more interesting.

These days were in the early nineties during the beginnings of the internet. Downloading videos was a long way off so we were dependent on the movies that could be bought or rented. Surprisingly, the majority of these films featured a large number of women but a relatively short list of men. This enabled us to play a rather interesting drinking game.

The porn purveyors developed a set of videos called "C#m shots" which were montages of the money shots from many different films. For those who don't know, the money shot is the final part of a porn film in which a man ejaculates onto something/someone. These clips were short, about 30 seconds, didn't show the male faces, and would generally feature anywhere from 5 to 10 men randomly throughout the video. This sets the stage for our games...

It turns out that an erect penis is quite recognizable. At the start of the film we would each choose a penis and then throughout the film we would celebrate when our penis made an appearance. The winner was the person whose penis appeared with the greatest frequency. I have to say, for a bunch of slightly homophobic teenage males, this game was quite popular. I guess that says a lot about homophobia. Anyway, that was the story, we could recognize male porn stars by their penises. Now the story is officially on the books so my boss can stop talking about it. Hope you enjoyed...