Canadians miss the point
Okay, I live in a fairly well educated town and have a typically well read group of friends. Therefore, I was shocked at coffee this morning to hear that my two canadian colleagues had not heard about the crazy and offensive statements of Vincente Fox. He said, and I'm paraphrasing here, that the Mexican immigrants travel to the US to take the jobs that even the Blacks aren't willing to take. How's that for an in your eye bit of racial stereotyping there. Well, the truth is for this black he was right, I won't do those jobs. Still, that was an impressive bit of insulting. I'd call it Bush-esque but even Dumbya wouldn't go that far. Worse, he had to apologize to Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, two great black heroes. Funny the canadians missed this...

Speaking of presidents, it sound like the PM of canada, Paul Martin is in trouble. Thank goodness all those canadians don't have any stones.

Stories
Okay, I have a story that I told at our department retreat which was evidently shocking. I think it was interesting, and, to be honest, it was from college and certainly isn't my most shocking experience. That being said, my dear droogies, here is the story, judge for yourselves...

My first two years in college I lived in what was the largest all male dorm on the east coast. I'm not sure where there was a bigger all male dorm but our building housed about 1500 horny college men. All for the most part were straight, mildly homophobic and total alcoholics. At least my friends. We lived on the 7th of 14 floors and I later learned that our Hall was designated the worst on campus for that year. I'm not sure if that is bragging but I can say that I witnessed some very shady happenings.

Okay, that sets the scene. It turns out that we were a fairly young bunch who ended up drinking so much at night that we never made it outside the dorm. One of the past times that we engaged in was watching pornography. Now I'm not necessarily a porn conossieur but we did seem to have a nice assortment spread throughout the group of boys. Watching porn with a group of men is generally a fairly silly affair but we discovered ways to make it more interesting.

These days were in the early nineties during the beginnings of the internet. Downloading videos was a long way off so we were dependent on the movies that could be bought or rented. Surprisingly, the majority of these films featured a large number of women but a relatively short list of men. This enabled us to play a rather interesting drinking game.

The porn purveyors developed a set of videos called "C#m shots" which were montages of the money shots from many different films. For those who don't know, the money shot is the final part of a porn film in which a man ejaculates onto something/someone. These clips were short, about 30 seconds, didn't show the male faces, and would generally feature anywhere from 5 to 10 men randomly throughout the video. This sets the stage for our games...

It turns out that an erect penis is quite recognizable. At the start of the film we would each choose a penis and then throughout the film we would celebrate when our penis made an appearance. The winner was the person whose penis appeared with the greatest frequency. I have to say, for a bunch of slightly homophobic teenage males, this game was quite popular. I guess that says a lot about homophobia. Anyway, that was the story, we could recognize male porn stars by their penises. Now the story is officially on the books so my boss can stop talking about it. Hope you enjoyed...

Catching up
Today we had a fairly long argument about the fact that american interrogators might be using religious icons during sessions with prisoners at Gitmo. Personally, in regards to this issue, I was pretty surprised the people rioted over and, worse, found it worth dying over. My feelings are that the reality of an interrogation is that a person has to use whatever psychological tools available to break down a suspects defenses and get at the truth. Race, gender, sexual preference, religion... these are all issues that people feel so strongly about that challenging them can cause a person to give up. Interestingly about the discussion, all of us hate Dumbya but the Americans didn't have a problem with this, the internationals did.

The Basenji
While surfing a came across another kind of dog that looks interesting. It's called a Basenji and is a central african breed found in villages. They are smart and about the right size. My fear with the Basenji is that they are a bit too energetic and might not fit too well into my future houselhold. Still searching...

Lab Plans

Okay, you are lucky enough to be given the chance to be a PI. What do you do first? Well, I don't know the answer but this is one of the problems I have been presented with. Above is my space that I have been allocated. How do you make a decent working environment out of it? Can't say I know the answer, stay posted. For advice I'd say think pretty hard about the things you need. Walk through a couple of labs to check out things you like and dislike. You may not have a lot of choices but you will have some so make the most of those.

Here is a picture from the war torn streets of Iraq. The look on this Iraqi child's face says it all. He is part of the small Jewish minority trying to piece together a life in the apocalyptic streets of Baghdad.

Bush attacks!
Boston.com, which is the internet version of the Boston Globe has a headline "Grenade attack on Bush foiled". What is that crap? The grenade evidently didn't work, was never within a football fields distance of the Great White Wanker, and is a grenade not a time bomb! I can't believe they are supporting this crazy guy who can't use a sentence without adding free or liberty into it. Well, Georgia, congrats, you are a beacon of liberty and your "Rose Revolution" came long before the "Purple Revolution" (Bush's words) in Iraq.

Continuing on this mode. Why do you now have to register online for the news on Boston.com? I realize they aren't the first to do this, the NY Times and Washington Post have been doing it for years, but still...

On another note, found this article about a performance artist giving up on everything...just about. Very weird. Her name is Melissa Ichiuji and she doesn't seem very committed to here art, taking breaks and having stuff she claims to have given up. Can't say I'm impressed but I suppose if you can get paid to do it why not. The picture is from her online journal. The jars are for urine during her 36 hour silent performance.

Blogs in the news
The comedy news show Daily Show with Jon Stewart is one of the best sources for news. It is disturbing. They recently won a Peabody Award which are generally given for news organizations. Crazy. Tonights show they covered the fact that several news organizations had regular spots which covered blogs. How crazy is that? News organizations that use blogs as news. What will they think of next? Evidently the only major american news source that hasn't gone this route is Fox and I don't know what to think about that.

A useful new phone tool developed by a friend of mine is Amabuddy which is software that allows you to text an ISBN number or CD bar code and then returns a price comparison. The best part is that if you are in a shop and you see a book you want you can instantly check it out online via text. It even gives reviews. Try it out!

NPR
Yesterday NPR did a story about Homestarrunner which is a very silly bit of cartooning. It is entertaining, and, completely ad free. The designers never intended to make a profit and now support it only by selling merchandise. I like it.

Today my wife easily passed her driving exam here in the state of Massachusetts. She had previously passed the written part of the test which she described as 'made for idiots'. Turns out, the driving wasn't much better. The test involved us arriving in a parking lot in a car to meet a state trooper (clearly his least favorite part of the job). He got into the car with us, I was in the back as the silent sponsor, and we drove off. After asking my wife where she was from and how long she had been driving he had her do a three-point turn (don't forget to signal) and then drive back to the parking lot. He declared that further testing was a waste of everyone's time. This was of course true, but still it was surprising. I think what most surprised me was that the test was conducted by a state trooper and not a designated tester. Anyway, it was all pretty much a joke and we worried a lot about it for nothing. Final word on this, if you haven't got your license get it done. I think with the bills in congress about national standards will make the situation much worse in the future.

Can anyone tell me what kind of a dog this is? This is pretty much the kind of animal I want to get. I want something about knee high, short haired, generic looking, and smart. Where do I find a dog like this. By the way, this one saved a baby.


Finally, there is no better cure to a dull life than cheap Tequila, loud music, and no need to be anywhere. God bless Mexico and all the good things it has given us!

I'm not dead
Contrary to popular opinion, I'm not dead. Just wanted to let you know.

Is this offensive?

I found this while surfing. For those of you who don't know a large part of my family tree arrived in this country in chains, on ships, a few hundred years ago. Only lost the chains about 100 years ago. Anyway, this word really offends me, can't deny it. I'm from the south and in no way have I ever thought it was appropriate to use (although I am guilty of saying it accidently when reciting rap lyrics). Still...all that being said I think this picture is so funny. It just seems so appropriate in it's juxtaposition of little ducklings and such a vile word. The fact that the ridiculousness of one duckling making the distinction adds to the humor. Although I should add that I have been accused of being a bit abnormal so this could be more indication of that. What do you think?