Another arrogant bastard?!
Looks like I've found a fellow who has the courage to call himself the man. Too bad he spells his name wrong.


Speaking of German Cannibals. The Federal courts got a hold of this verdict (Manslaughter, 8.5yrs?) and overturned it. They agreed with me that killing and eating someone is grounds for life punishment. First, how does this guy get better? He is way too screwed in the head to be released. Second, he took another persons life. He had permission supposedly (was the other guy drugged?) but is that enough to kill a person who asks you to. If the victim had taken his own life it would have been suicide, no trial, no crime for eating human flesh. But...it didn't go down that way. He killed him first. He should be put away for a long time.

Silly Catholics, Religion is for kids
Okay, there is a new pope. That is great, but what is the deal with Catholics and their desperate need to see visions. I mean, why would the 'virgin' (Didn't she have more kids?) Mary appear appear on an overpass? I mean, come on. Actually, now I'm wondering if there is any money in this sort of thing. Religious people are pretty crazy. How else could Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell make so much money. Have you seen Regent University, Pat's baby? This place is pretty grotesque. I used to live near it and the money involved in building this modern day Golden Cow is crazy. Speaking of crazy, guess who is the newest member of their faculty. I'd give you a hint but it will ruin the pleasure of the surprise. Okay, I'll give a hint. He's Batshit crazy and I did mean to capitalize Batshit.

This actually reminds me of another 'virgin' Mary sighting that I actually had a chance to check out. This one was a tree in Salt Lake City that had a branch removed and the remaining stub oozed an image out of sap. It looked like this ---> which is a far cry from what the at-one-time virgin probably looked like. But hey, what do I know. Well I suppose I know that making an alter to a tree is just plain dumb. I guess the Rat's job may not be as hard as it seems with people like this in the world.

Hopefully in the next few days I'll be announcing my 'virgin' Mary sighting. Remember, cash only.



For the coffee folks, the sites of the Olympics

Too damn busy
Viva Italia!

As everyone now knows, we have a new Pope. By we, I mean the catholics and by the Pope I mean there is a new guy in Rome with a pointy hat making lots of decisions for millions of people he has no way of understanding. It's a good thing that god is on his side.

Of course, this all would have been true for Mussolini, except that he didn't wear pointy hats that I'm aware of. Unless this counts ==>.

It is interesting in this picture that ol' Moosey looks a little like he might have been a disgraced priest had he chosen a separate path. Anyway, congrats to the Rat and I hope he does something good for everyone and not just the Vatican treasury.

Why me god?

Tom Delay is the Devil
Why is this a Democrat issue? This guy is a bad guy. He has bent and broken all the rules. He has to go.





Today is the Boston Marathon. The weather is really nice in Boston right now. It is almost hot. We had our spring on Saturday. That was it. Here comes summer.

God's Gift
Really not much to say today. The weather is getting nice again which is good. Here is a picture for your viewing pleasure. This is a friends second child. If you look closely he seems to be preparing to give us the finger. Rock on.

JAZZ HANDS!

Who do you love?
Okay, I have an interesting poll for you people out there. Where do you rate this guy on a scale of 1 to 10? I'd like to hear your rationale for your score.

Want some fun? Check out the stuff that Srini has to offer. He's an interesting guy. I've bought a lot of stuff from him over the years.

I have learned a few things today. The first is that the -stan in the Stan countries stands for country belonging to. For example, Afghanistan is the country of the Afghans. Kind of cool right. I'm declaring the USA to now be called Idiotstan.

I also found this cool quote "Quelques arpents de neige" which is alleged to be made by Voltaire. The truth is that it is from Candide and is a comment on the war with the British over French Canada. I think that it is generally thought of as an insult because the implication was that the War wasn't worth the "few acres of snow".

Middle East Hotties
Well today I plan to deviate a bit from complaining. Today I'd like to make notice of the fact that Osama Bin Laden has a hot niece named Wafah living in NY.

She evidently went to Columbia Law and then left the country right before 9/11. Must be a very weird life. Evidently she was trying to maneuver into a music career at some point a la Paris Hilton. Must be nice to be born pretty and rich. I really wonder how crazy her life has changed since her Uncle became famous.

Terrorism
Well, I've been trying to figure out what is happening in Iraq. Things must be nuts over there. We get a small picture with a biased perspective that can't possibly be accurate. Now, we have another kidnapping and video of a hostage begging for his life. This is crazy. Bombs are still going off. Bush now thinks that the fall of Baghdad is similar to the fall of the Berlin wall. What a crock of shit. No one died in the fall of the Berlin wall. He is really crazy. And Rumsfeld now admits ?We don't have an exit strategy, we have a victory strategy." (Source Al Jazeera) Which is great, just great. No point in the US ever planning to leave. I've really had enough of this. I'm running in the next election.


Okay, new quiz. Who is this asshole?

Today he said "I'm not here to discuss the Democrats' agenda." This has got to stop. Friends, Americans, Countrymen! Lend me your ears! We have to stop them from stealing our country. Don't tolerate whitewashing of issues and blatant coverups. They will try to deflect us from the issues but we have to stand up to it. This man inparticular has got to go!

NY Piggies
Okay, this is some chilling stuff.

Jim Dwyer - NY Times

The police in NY deliberately fabricated testimony to implicate peaceful citizens. What a great country 'W' has created. Check out the full article. I'll post more later.

Monday, Tiger and science
Well a beautiful weekend has come and gone. I enjoyed part of it. I missed a large part of Sunday because I couldn't bother cleaning up after my party and left the job to my wife. Real nice I know. I eventually got up but then I got caught by the Master's tourney and Tiger's mastery. I can now say that this Blog has some amazing powers. Only days after being chastised for his slow start Mr. Woods came out victorious. I happily take responsiblity for this. He should pay me something.

Okay, now I've got a vision for my blog. I think that I'll post advice/info about my future job and how I'm preparing. Not that it will be extremely useful but it can't hurt. Here is my first help. This site will allow you to search through the NIH funded research to see what other people are getting grant money to do. Great for thinking out your future plans.

New quote "Maybe it just sags like a heavy load. Or does it explode?" Good luck. This one is worth 5 points.