Silly Catholics, Religion is for kids

Okay, there is a new pope. That is great, but what is the deal with Catholics and their desperate need to see visions. I mean, why would the 'virgin' (Didn't she have more kids?) Mary appear appear on an overpass? I mean, come on. Actually, now I'm wondering if there is any money in this sort of thing. Religious people are pretty crazy. How else could Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell make so much money. Have you seen
Regent University, Pat's baby? This place is pretty grotesque. I used to live near it and the money involved in building this modern day Golden Cow is crazy. Speaking of crazy, guess who is the newest member of their
faculty. I'd give you a hint but it will ruin the pleasure of the surprise. Okay, I'll give a hint. He's Batshit crazy and I did mean to capitalize Batshit.
This actually reminds me of another 'virgin' Mary sighting that I actually had a chance to check out. This one was a tree in Salt Lake City that had a branch removed and the remaining stub oozed an image out of sap. It looked like this --->

which is a far cry from what the at-one-time virgin probably looked like. But hey, what do I know. Well I suppose I know that making an alter to a tree is just plain dumb. I guess the Rat's job may not be as hard as it seems with people like this in the world.
Hopefully in the next few days I'll be announcing my 'virgin' Mary sighting. Remember, cash only.

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